The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So, I was browsing around the BBC News website earlier and couldn't help but notice this:
3 of the top 5 most emailed stories .. to do with male genitalia, one way or another. Interesting that that's what we're most interested in here in the UK.
"at a house party" .. and he wearing such amounts of clothing that when she swung for him "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
.. wonder what kind of 'house party' that was then?
Yes JDK, you should be sorry - what if Susan had been standing somewhere where it was completely inappropriate to laugh out loud - like, in her boss's office or the bank queue!
Yes JDK, you should be sorry - what if Susan had been standing somewhere where it was completely inappropriate to laugh out loud - like, in her boss's office or the bank queue!
Yeah. Cos you're not allowed to laugh in the bank queue. Unless of couse you want to be charged a £35 admin fee.