The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Two young men, one aged 21, broke into a Florida home last Friday afternoon with the intent to steal a PlayStation 3, according to reports. Two children, Damian and his 15-year old sister were home at the time the burglars broke through the front door. As they ransacked their parents' bedroom, Damian jumped off his bunk bed where he was hiding, grabbed his katana sword and waited for the burglars outside his room. He watched as the burglars went into his room. Then, when they walked out with his PS3, the boy lunged at one of the men, striking him in the chest.
"He freaked out", said Damian.
The burglar then ran out of the house with Damian chasing him down the road. Police arrived later on, and a canine found the burglar hiding behind a neighbor's palm tree.
One of the offenders was later identified as Javier Cotera. The 21 year old was arrested and released the next morning on bond to face three felony charges in court in two weeks.
Damian and Deanne's father commented that he was concerned the man was out of jail on bond,
"If he would have had a gun, I could have lost one of my children," he said.
The other home invader is yet to be found.
I'm less concerned about the obvious bloodlust than the fact that he was able to get hold of an actual genuine real sword in his bedroom. Bloody hell!