The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You know, the one in the spare room that I can sleep sitting upright in, in total comfort, wearing only my nightie, slippersocks and dressing gown and wrapped in a duvet so as not to disturb Simon with my incessant and highly annoying cough that keeps him awake all night long so he's too tired to get up in the morning and do a decent day's work.
quote: Originally posted by: Susan "You know, the one in the spare room that I can sleep sitting upright in, in total comfort, wearing only my nightie, slippersocks and dressing gown and wrapped in a duvet so as not to disturb Simon with my incessant and highly annoying cough that keeps him awake all night long so he's too tired to get up in the morning and do a decent day's work. Yeah, that one."
ok so i have been absent for a while.. but .. let me get this straight.. you're sick.. and having to sleep in a chair???
It's just not worth the hassle of asking him to move in the middle of the night, you know; "Oh alright then. <light goes on, waking me up completely> where's the spare duvet? How do I get the camp bed to open again? Where do you keep the sheets? Where's my alarm clock? Wouldn't it be easier for you to move? I was asleep until you started coughing..."
