The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Nope, I liked the quote on the BBC comments bit (which sadly has now been removed, so this is the best I can do from memory: A cubist painting of a woman in a big wig, on her knees in front of a man with a large beer belly, with his flys down.