The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well, I was having an excellent evening out in Perth on friday night until my friend from Bristol (dan-o) got arrested for public urination...if only I could have used the old Jedi mind trick on those imperial slugs...Anyway they loaded him into a paddywagon(no racial slur intended but its a common expression here) and sped off with me in hot pursuit shouting legal advice & stiff upper lip encouragement through the bars....A bit like Lando's rescue mission crossed with Denny Craine from Boston Legal..
Over here the police dont mess about- I nearly got arrested myself for trying to interceed on my friends behalf. Then I had to chase all over Perth to find which lock up he'd been slung into.
Bottom line is he got a 'move along notice' which prohibited him from entering Northbridge (entertainment area pubs/clubs etc) for 24 hours..or get a 12 month manditory prison sentence!
While I cant help being slightly aggrieved by the experience, its a shame the cops in the uk aren't so tough as there would be a heck of a lot more safety in the cities....
By the way, my Topic is a thematic tribute to that most excellent song by The Clash..
stevo wrote:... its a shame the cops in the uk are so tough as there would be a heck of a lot more safety in the cities...
I'm guessing that you meant to say that it's a shame that the UK Filth aren't as tough. I think we should all live in a totalitarian police state, much like the one depicted in Judge Dredd! That'd sort em all out, yeah! Obviously I'd have been locked up hundreds of times by now...
I trust you gave your mate a right proper tickin' off!
When you're me, every day is a holdiday, mate! Tomorrow is 'Surf The Net At Work Day' where everyone is required to go into their offices and... er... surf the net!
