The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
man I just got back from the US.. and I wanted to so bad to buy the old die hard movies box set to watch pre-new-movie - they haven't made it yet... how have they not made it yet???
(well I guess they mighta, just none of the shops I checked stocked it)