The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
No, no, we're not pitting kittens against each other in a bloody battle for supermacy, entertaining though that may be. We are, instead pitting kitten against each other in a bloody battle for the title of cutingest kitten!
Should keep everyone but Stead amused for a few minutes.
So... possum tastes like chicken? Or does chicken taste like possum? And which one does the JDBB taste like? It just tasted like slightly dusty glass when I licked it...