The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I got a paper cut on my left little finger. I have no idea how, as I have not handled any paper today. Turns out that I use it quite a lot when I'm typing, to hit the shift and ctrl keys. I had no idea I was so deft on the keyboard.
I got a paper cut on my left little finger. I have no idea how, as I have not handled any paper today. Turns out that I use it quite a lot when I'm typing, to hit the shift and ctrl keys. I had no idea I was so deft on the keyboard.
Oh, it stings so. Such pain, I'm in. Ouch.
I was stunned when I read this - I too found a paper cut on my left little finger and didn't know where it came from!
Nope its lethargy (hence me using the word I meant rather than a word that didnt apply to what I meant) - the enthusiasm was there, the fatigue prevented me.
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
