The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well its a 3 day weekend here in blighty and I just want to say hoorah! and enjoy if you're going to get it too! (its probably going to rain but who cares!)
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Who cares indeed, as I shall be in the land of the surrender monkeys, proving I can invade, eat their cheese, drink their wine, stay as long as I like and go home when I'm good and ready - all without thier permission. Oh yes.
