The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Baby gets gun permit A 10-MONTH-old Chicago boy whose application listed his height as 60cm, his weight as 9kg and was signed with a scribble, was issued a firearm permit for his 12-gauge shotgun.
Bubba Ludwig was issued the identification card by Illinois authorities after his father, Howard Ludwig, paid the $US5 ($6) fee and filled out the application.
The card lists the baby's height (68.6cm), weight (9kg) and has a scribble where the signature should be, the Associated Press reported.
"Does a 10-month-old need a (firearms owners identification card)? No, but there are no restrictions under the act regarding age of applicants," said Illinois state police officer Scott Compton.
Mr Ludwig, 30, applied for the card after his own father bought Bubba a 12-gauge Beretta shotgun as a gift.
Are these people mad? What were they thinking? Who in their right mind calls their child 'Bubba'?
I feel the need to apologize for this.... sigh. I'd like to say that the whole country isn't like this.. but the sad fact is that its looking like more and more of it is... Anyone see the movie Idiocracy?
Well if you examine the foot of the posting window closely, you will notice that we already have and which pretty much covers your first two. Perhaps, as you profess to rock harder than anyone else alive, you should supply the last one, hmm?
it's nice that you're taking an interest though. Really, it is!