The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well today is my last day at work - im taking leave til the end of the week so i can chill out before starting my new job on monday
Ive got the buns in, cant make coffee cuz we aint got the means, and we're heading out for lunch, after which i wont be returning
Feeling a wee bit sad, been here for about 15 months, made some good friends, learned a load of stuff and generally got into a good way fo workin. However the money and benefits are crap so i gotta go.
Ah well, ive a long weekend coming up so it should be all good - some doom3 action on my mates new PC (he spent 1500 wang on it so its a gud'un )
Yeah... Always a bit sad to move on, but you have all that lovely money to look forward to!
Good luck, mate.
As for new computers, our company does a deal with Evesham which means we can trade up a weeks holiday to pay for a brand spanking new computer with wireless bits and flat bits and, best of all, is BLACK! Problem is, we can't have it 'til January.
Doom 3 is scary - only just started it. You can either have a gun in your hand to kill the monsters, but its dark so you cant see them, or a torch to see them with but you cant kill them, very trouser staining!
