The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I am becoming increasingly of the opinion that we do not have enough Polls on the JDBB. I have therefore comissioned the attached Poll to establish the truth of this opinion. Vote wisely.
Utah Jazz president Frank Layden once confronted a particularly difficult player. "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'" Layden later recalled. "He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care!'"