The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Now all the ex-commie states are voting for each other we dont stand a chance. I know! the UK should split into 26 different satellite states and all start voting for themselves...
I have another idea - lets limit entries to those countries who's economies can actually stand up for themselves and DONT HAVE TO BE BOLSTERED BY IMF DONATIONS WHICH ARE PAID FOR BY US IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE WE WORKED OUT IT WASNT A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY'S INFRASTRUCTURE RELIANT ON ONE TOOTHLESS OLD GIMP WITH A CART AND DONKEY!!!!
for christs sake... we've got running water you know...
Sorry.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
How come none of the easties voted for Lithuania?? They were right down there with us and the other westies... did they upset their pals in some way or am I missing something in eastern european politics...
