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Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree


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Wise man say...


...even alcohol taken to numb a sore throat (medicinal purposes!) will make you ****ed on an empty stomach!



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How are we feeling then Sharon?

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quote:

Originally posted by: sha76jam

"...even alcohol taken to numb a sore throat (medicinal purposes!) will make you ****ed on an empty stomach!"


There speaks an unwise woman!


Pass the bottle Sha.



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Cannot believe it edits p*i*s*s*e*d!  I mean, is that really offensive?  Is the choice on that not up to us?  Or at least our King?

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I thought perhaps you had used the 'f word'.

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Unfortunately the naughty language filter filters out many words such as ****, ****, and ****.  Also, I've noticed that the word s**** also gets filtered despite referring to a type of snide chuckle rather than a person of afro/carribean persuasion.  I have no control, although I beleive I can turn it off completely.


Probably worth leaving on, though just in case the office filters pick up on the bad words and stop us releiving our boredom during working hours...



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Have to agree Darren, me ol' China. I tend to swear a lot more here then elsewhere (well except at the pub last night, I was on a roll!).

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I saw the first episode of Deadwood the other day. Ian McShane (yes, Lovejoy!) used the word ****er 15 times in one scene. It was great.

I wonder if the filter will pick up on ****er or if it thinks I'm referring to the... er... sucking of a male chicken

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quote:

Originally posted by: ddvmor

"I'm referring to the... er... sucking of a male chicken"

Sucking of a male chicken?

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You know, I think it did!


So, king, have to test a favourite phrase of yours: "corporate wanky bollocks".



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Ha!  Got through, too English for it!  How about "arse"?

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"bugger"?

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Is ther a time delay on this, or are the quotes helping?  "****"

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Ha!  Looks like we shall have to stick to the anglo-saxon obsenities then (you illegitimate children of half-baked mangle-worzles!).

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Sounds like some ****ing bull**** to me! Where are our Anglo-American obscenities!

-- Edited by NateO at 00:15, 2004-10-05

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They all get filtered out, as does ***** , thats colour to us this side of the pond

Dunno why but for some reason i was checking out the filters on our email system and some of the words and phrases in there would make a sailor blush! Now i just gotta print it off and start learning it!

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They're Bollixed, mate!

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I don't think I'll let the children read this one over my shoulder then!

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Why's that then Suey mate?

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Well it's probably something to do with the g****m b****y f*****g d******t language.
Cian's too good at word puzzles, he'd have them all in seconds!

-- Edited by Susan at 18:26, 2004-10-05

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A little too clever for his own good then!

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