The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I think you'll all agree that Sir Patrick is very cool. Far cooler than he has any right to be, given that he's older than Yoda and bigger than a double decker bus! Yes, he's even cooler than our Nate!
So when he goes on record with such statements as: "The trouble is the BBC now is run by women and it shows soap operas, cooking, quizzes, kitchen-sink plays." or "I used to watch Doctor Who and Star Trek, but they went PC - making women commanders, that kind of thing. I stopped watching." or saying that he would "rather be dead in a ditch" than appear on Celebrity Big Brother; one cannot help but sit up and take notice!
Whether or not I agree with his views, he is now officially one of my heroes for his stand against political correctness! Yay!
And TV is mostly pants nowadays. So he has a point there!
The comments for this story are pretty entertaining as well. I quote for your amusement:
"i belive patrick more is being sexiest..."
"Hear, Hear, Sir Patrick. Two channels that's what we need. I look forward to watching programmes on Broadcasting By Clarkson!"
"Patrick Moore and Boris Johnson should run the country!"
Patrick Moore knocked me over at Membury service station on the M4 in England. Neither of us were looking where we were going and we collided. I ended up on my ass with Patrick staring down at me with his one good eye and saying "terribly sorry about that old chap" or something to that effect.
I told him it didnt matter - as long as I could dine out on the story. Gosh that must have been 15 years ago now! and I just used the word Gosh!
Am I as cool as Patrick?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Did you ever see his abortive chat show? I caught a couple of episodes of it and thought it was quite entertaining - it's not often that a chat show host is so uniformly rude to his guests!
Incidentally, for our non-UK members, who may not know, good old Clarkson, here's the dirt. It's actually quite a good article on Wiki, there!
I'd love to see Clarkson fronting a cookery programme, or maybe a makeover show. It would be... great...
Yep, it was fab! But don't forget he's already done cookery on that - I remember him cooking cauliflower, Scottish style (can't remember how many shows it took!) & microwaving things!
True Story: Patrick Moore knocked me over at Membury service station ...
As a slight aside... Ian Botham walked into me in Waterstones last night. I was loitering around the back of the shop in the sci fi section. He was there for a signing and burst out of the staff room straight into me!
I said 'Hello'.
He said 'Hello'.
It was one of the great conversations of our time. I think he was more surprised then me. :)