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The JDK's tortoise cake will be... [6 vote(s)]

...an unmitigated disaster. He has no talent for anything else, why would he be able to succeed in this tortoise cake making endeavour?
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...a triumph of baked confection contruction! The JDK is the King of Cakemaking! Can I have a bit?
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Pizza. Where's the pizza?
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Tortoise


So... Tonight I must make a tortoise cake.

No, no. Not a cake made out of tortoises. That would be gross. A cake in the shape of a tortoise.

'Why?' I hear you ask. (Actually I don't - and I'm almost certain thatyou don't care.)

Well It's my mum's 60th birthday this weekend and I've been organising a surprise party (made slightly less of a surprise because my gran told her about it last night doh.gif ). We're buying her a tortoise as a present. So obviously, it follows that the perty must have a tortoise theme! So everyone is buying a tortoise birthday card (if they can) and I'm making a tortoise cake.

So the question is, how much faith do you lot have in my cake making abilities? Hmm?

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Just one question.. does your mum want a tortoise? wary

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Apparently, yes. She's been going on about getting one for months.

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It'll be fine - get a tortoise - hollow him out and use him as a mold.

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I see your wary and raise you a weirdface.gif

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JonnyStead wrote:

... use him as a mold.




There's Stead's intimate knowledge of advanced physics showing through again!

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If she decides, a week or two hence, that she does not in fact want a tortoise, can we have it on loan? We also think we might like a tortoise and are trying to borrow one to see if this is a fad or not - TIA

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ddvmor wrote:

JonnyStead wrote:

... use him as a mold.




There's Stead's intimate knowledge of advanced physics showing through again!

Whats your problem now?

Mold = cavity into which a substance is poured before setting into a shape... no?



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So... here is the finished article !   I helped by mixing up the food colouring to give a dark green and made the eyes out of smarties nod.gif

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(Stead.. I believe we spell it 'mould' - you may be sympathising with our American counterparts with that spelling)

Catfish - looks wonderful! I particularly like his toe nails :)

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Catfish did do a splendid job of his toenails!

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Bravo! I think it looks fabulously tortoise-y

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bonniepirateanne wrote:

(Stead.. I believe we spell it 'mould' - you may be sympathising with our American counterparts with that spelling)

Catfish - looks wonderful! I particularly like his toe nails :)



Excellent work chaps - that looks very cool -

I stand by my spelling of Mold because I googled it so there.... smile




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You can stand by it.. but it's still the American spelling of the British word 'mould' wink.gif :

mould (SHAPE) UK, US mold
noun
1 [C] a hollow container with a particular shape into which soft or liquid substances are poured, so that when the substance hardens it takes the shape of the container:
a cake/jelly mould

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Heh heh heh. Well, I googled 'Jonny is rubbish at drums'. So it must be true!

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BAck on topic... the cake was a great success, although people found it difficult to tell the difference between it an the real thing as can be seen from this picture - they're almost identical!



Rochester was spectacularly unimpressed by the tortoise. After the initial meeting, he's spent the last couple of days sneaking round the lounge, where the tortoise is temporarily residing, in s-l-o-w - m-o-t-i-o-n. What a coward!



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That's a very cute tortoise! I mean the real one, not the cake, even though the cake was very cute too :)

Rochester wasn't being a coward.. he was stalking his prey :O

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very cool tortoise dude, can I ask where you got it from and how much?

Also are they ready 'out of the box' so to speak to go outside?

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Also how old roughly is that example?

How long do they live for?

Do you really stick them in a box over the winter?

if so, when do you take them out again?

I accept that the answers to these questions could be found by googling 'tortoise care' but I'm also kinda trying to guage the JDK's parenting skills ;)

-- Edited by Short Santa at 16:39, 2007-05-07

-- Edited by Short Santa at 16:40, 2007-05-07

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Short Santa wrote:


I'm also kinda trying to guage the JDK's parenting skills ;)





why.. are you going to report them to tortoise services if you regard their skills as 'lacking'? wink.gif

 



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Presumably you mean the JDK's parent's parenting skills?

My little brother did all the hard work locating the tortoise - popping out to the glapagos islands with a net and all that. Turns out after his long and arduous trip back (avoiding customs and everything) that he could have just popped into his local reptile shop (about 2 minutes walk from his house) and bought a 1 year old tortoise and all the stuff that goes with it - a big tank, heat lamps, heat pads, stuff and things for the princely sum of £400. I don't know how much of that was the tortoise itself. Quite an expensive set up, I think you'll agree.

He's a bit small to go outside unattended, but he wanders around the house just fine. You have to build them a run for outside or they burrow, apparently.

I don't think you need to hibernate them if you keep them in a well regulated temperature.

-- Edited by ddvmor at 20:58, 2007-05-07

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Aodan wrote:

Rochester wasn't being a coward.. he was stalking his prey :O





Not a chance. He wouldn't go within about five feet of the tortoise! Not even in slow motion.

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ddvmor wrote:

Presumably you mean the JDK's parent's parenting skills?

My little brother did all the hard work locating the tortoise - popping out to the glapagos islands with a net and all that. Turns out after his long and arduous trip back (avoiding customs and everything) that he could have just popped into his local reptile shop (about 2 minutes walk from his house) and bought a 1 year old tortoise and all the stuff that goes with it - a big tank, heat lamps, heat pads, stuff and things for the princely sum of £400. I don't know how much of that was the tortoise itself. Quite an expensive set up, I think you'll agree.

He's a bit small to go outside unattended, but he wanders around the house just fine. You have to build them a run for outside or they burrow, apparently.

I don't think you need to hibernate them if you keep them in a well regulated temperature.

-- Edited by ddvmor at 20:58, 2007-05-07



Ah but the JDK's parent's parenting skills are beyond reproach - after all they produced the JDK smile

How fast does it move?



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Well, it took about 2 hours to get from Nottingham to Bristol in about 2 hours. You do the maths. nod.gif

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Ermm, by my reckoning that'd be a round an hour per hour then! Of course it'd cover 2 hours distance in 2 hours!

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no.gif Tut. Silly girl. I wouldn't expect you to understand. Your brains are too small and prone to overheating.

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did you call Sharon's brains small... silly man!

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I'm not sorry. no.gif

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ddvmor wrote:

no.gif Tut. Silly girl. I wouldn't expect you to understand. Your brains are too small and prone to overheating.




She has more than one brain?



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