The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
No, no. Not a cake made out of tortoises. That would be gross. A cake in the shape of a tortoise.
'Why?' I hear you ask. (Actually I don't - and I'm almost certain thatyou don't care.)
Well It's my mum's 60th birthday this weekend and I've been organising a surprise party (made slightly less of a surprise because my gran told her about it last night ). We're buying her a tortoise as a present. So obviously, it follows that the perty must have a tortoise theme! So everyone is buying a tortoise birthday card (if they can) and I'm making a tortoise cake.
So the question is, how much faith do you lot have in my cake making abilities? Hmm?
If she decides, a week or two hence, that she does not in fact want a tortoise, can we have it on loan? We also think we might like a tortoise and are trying to borrow one to see if this is a fad or not - TIA
You can stand by it.. but it's still the American spelling of the British word 'mould' :
mould (SHAPE) UK, US mold noun 1 [C] a hollow container with a particular shape into which soft or liquid substances are poured, so that when the substance hardens it takes the shape of the container: a cake/jelly mould
BAck on topic... the cake was a great success, although people found it difficult to tell the difference between it an the real thing as can be seen from this picture - they're almost identical!
Rochester was spectacularly unimpressed by the tortoise. After the initial meeting, he's spent the last couple of days sneaking round the lounge, where the tortoise is temporarily residing, in s-l-o-w - m-o-t-i-o-n. What a coward!
Do you really stick them in a box over the winter?
if so, when do you take them out again?
I accept that the answers to these questions could be found by googling 'tortoise care' but I'm also kinda trying to guage the JDK's parenting skills ;)
Presumably you mean the JDK's parent's parenting skills?
My little brother did all the hard work locating the tortoise - popping out to the glapagos islands with a net and all that. Turns out after his long and arduous trip back (avoiding customs and everything) that he could have just popped into his local reptile shop (about 2 minutes walk from his house) and bought a 1 year old tortoise and all the stuff that goes with it - a big tank, heat lamps, heat pads, stuff and things for the princely sum of £400. I don't know how much of that was the tortoise itself. Quite an expensive set up, I think you'll agree.
He's a bit small to go outside unattended, but he wanders around the house just fine. You have to build them a run for outside or they burrow, apparently.
I don't think you need to hibernate them if you keep them in a well regulated temperature.
Presumably you mean the JDK's parent's parenting skills?
My little brother did all the hard work locating the tortoise - popping out to the glapagos islands with a net and all that. Turns out after his long and arduous trip back (avoiding customs and everything) that he could have just popped into his local reptile shop (about 2 minutes walk from his house) and bought a 1 year old tortoise and all the stuff that goes with it - a big tank, heat lamps, heat pads, stuff and things for the princely sum of £400. I don't know how much of that was the tortoise itself. Quite an expensive set up, I think you'll agree.
He's a bit small to go outside unattended, but he wanders around the house just fine. You have to build them a run for outside or they burrow, apparently.
I don't think you need to hibernate them if you keep them in a well regulated temperature.
-- Edited by ddvmor at 20:58, 2007-05-07
Ah but the JDK's parent's parenting skills are beyond reproach - after all they produced the JDK