The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I took one of the batteries out of the Dalek. The JDK still can't resist pressing the button everytime he walks past it... after about a year of hearing it exterminating and annihilating I needed a break
I did notice that it wasn't making it's usual threats but worked on the assumption that it had been exterminating for over a year now and the batteries had simply worn themselves out.
You, Catfish, are an enemy of the Daleks (who are the supreme beings, by the way). You will be exterminated. Exterminate... EXTERMINATE!
I haven't heard that before so I can't comment either way but if it is true.. are you claiming to have some kind of mathematical genius to balance out your grammatical struggles?