The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
...Posting with my phone. I'm such a poser! (Actually it's all in the interests of meeting my target) If anyone's interested, we've just turned off the M4 on junction 16 (I think) heading South on the A350. If you ask her nicely, maybe Soot could post a map depictling my route!
Well we have returned to Sunny Bristol (sunny, that is apart from the whole being night time thing) and it would appear that it is bone-dry. Cool. Going to bed now! Night.