The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I am mostly just speechless - surely they have like text books with pictures of sheep? Or they get American movies where they see sheep frolicing in the fields. OR BABE - haven't they seen BABE??!
Aw bless em - I once had a Japanese guy stop work for an afternoon because it was snowing... he'd never seen snow close up! - bless
Now if this had happened in the UK our lot would probably have just had them put down! Fair play to them for donating them to zoos - at least they wont end up being served with mint sauce - its a win win!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson