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NateO


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  1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.



  2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.



  3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.



  4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.



  5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".



  6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.



  7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.



  8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.



  9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely,
The Dog





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ddvmor


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I shall be sure to try this on my mother in law's cat as soon as we arrive!

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I should think so mate, it's good for the goose and the gander!



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"The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this."



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JonnyStead


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cant we just attach a small child to a stick?

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Would that be for dislodging stubborn solids?

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You could try a young teenager who has just discovered firm-hold hair gel. 


I've heard they're quite nifty.



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Nah their heads are too big and necks to inflexible to get them properly round the U bend...




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Darnit.  Bang goes my idea of selling Cian when he's older then. 

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"Cian"? couldnt you have just called him "Blue"?

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Dude.  That might have been funny if he'd been called 'Cyan'.


But he's not.



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It was near enough o count as a joke on this Board.


BTW, It's a name of Irish descent (& so is he) and it means Ancient (and he was two weeks overdue when he was cut out kicking & screaming).



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Hey - Like the toilet cleaning idea!!


Think children would do well too as cleaning implements.



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You could clean it twice Vic, me ol' China.

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"It was near enough o count as a joke on this Board. BTW, It's a name of Irish descent (& so is he) and it means Ancient (and he was two weeks overdue when he was cut out kicking & screaming)."

EEEEEW!!! Gad! - that was an image I didnt need in my head! lol -


Should've stuck 'im straight on Ebay in my view.... sorry Im not child friendly....



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I could have done without the actual event at the time! 

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quote:
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" Should've stuck 'im straight on Ebay in my view.... sorry Im not child friendly...."

What a great plan!  (sorry, I'm not child friendly either)



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Granted

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What's the going rate for a child on ebay these days?  Do you generally aim for the slave market or the medical experiments market?

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