The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My apologies to one and all, I think it's something to do with living in a dusty, untidy house - come tomorrow it shall be tidy (the kitchen is half in) and I shall resume to my normal jovial fun-poking self
Now please tell us about the sticky ta..err.. LAbel maker
Are you sure?
His name is Steve. He was tableing and cataloguing all the fire doors. He was very pleased to be doing it, but apparently it's a now a fire safety regulation. Look out for numbered stickers on a fire door near you soon!
Short Santa wrote:
See! 'unloved' - he said it himself! - the psychology is working, time for stage 2 of the project
Only joking dude, and I'll stop the 'unloved' game RIGHT NOW just in case