The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well I've just spent all evening filling in a job application for what appears to be exactly my job in another department for a grade promotion, about 4 grand more and I currently earn and a company car entitlement. Wish me luck!
(Actually, I spent all evening installing Word 2000 on my computer - how many times does it want me to restart the damn thing - and depite it being a perfectly legal copy - which came with the pc in proper microsoft packaging and everything, the bloody product key didn't work, so I had to...er... find one that did... after that I spent about thre quarters of an hour on my app.)
I don't think I'm gonna meet my 3000 post quota. Can I change the deadline. I want to manage your expectations, guys!