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ddvmor


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I have decided to grace you all with a photograph of all of my shoes. That's right ALL of my shoes!

Here they are:



Three pairs. After I took this picture, I decided to photograph all of Catfish's shoes. They took some finding.

These were in the middle of the lounge:



These were by the chair:



These were by the coffee table:



These were by the back door:



These were by the front door:



These were in... er... a chest of drawers:



As were these (the leopard print ones are especially nice:



And these:



And thse were the ones I didn't find because they were hidden in her wardrobe.



(See how Rochester had to horn in on the picture. He's such a primadonna!) That's about 30 shoes. Gosh, that's a lot.

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Catfish


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I so can't believe that you posted a picture of my grubby slippers... I'm so embarrassed ashamed.gif

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bonniepirateanne


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jdk.. in the picture of your shoes.. are er.. those two black pairs ladies' shoes? they kinda look like it..

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Aodan


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That first pair.. the blue maryjane types.. they are very cute and I like them very much :D And of course Docs woohooo!!!

We've got pretty much the same taste in shoes.. although I think my collection rivals yours biggrin  I've got a closet full, and four crates in storage and two boxes in my basement bucktooth.gif

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ddvmor


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bonniepirateanne wrote:

jdk.. in the picture of your shoes.. are er.. those two black pairs ladies' shoes? they kinda look like it..




You wanna be smote? Huh? Huh? Fancy a smiting? Watch it! evileye.gif
Aodan wrote:

I've got a closet full, and four crates in storage and two boxes in my basement bucktooth.gif




Just because you have a ridiculous number of shoes, it doesn't make it right! wink.gif

-- Edited by ddvmor at 09:23, 2007-04-24

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sha76jam


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So, what is the purpose of this post?
Are you trying to prove that Catfish's shoe-buying abilities are far, far superior to yours?

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ddvmor


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No. I just thought you'd be interested in shoes. Note that it's only girls that have responded to this post. You have all fallen into my cunning stereotyping trap! Mua ha ha ha! biggrin.gif

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bonniepirateanne


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what stereotype is that - "only girls respond to threads about jdk's girl shoes" ?

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ddvmor


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Dammit. You're supposed to respect me. I'm your King, I'll have you know. Now stop dissing me, or I'll tell my mum!

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bonniepirateanne


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girly shoes girly shoes girly shoes!

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Aodan


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giggle.gif

hehehehehehehe

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sha76jam


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girly shoes, girly shoes, Darren has girly shoes!

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ddvmor


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Grrrr. You're all fired!

And smoted! Hah!

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JonnyStead


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And it looks like your middle pair are Girl ankle boots -

You shouldnt make your bird look bad - she lets you live with her for free! Start charging him rent Cat - about £1000 a month should cover it... wink.gif

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Short Santa





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Nice Dalek - are the batteries related to its operation?



-- Edited by Short Santa at 19:41, 2007-04-24

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Short Santa wrote:

Nice Dalek - are the batteries related to its operation?



-- Edited by Short Santa at 19:41, 2007-04-24


No they're for something else...



With 3 speeds...





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heh - thats the response I expected - thanks

Going to America tomorrow - anyone based in Washington DC?

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bonniepirateanne


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ohh have fun, I'm based about 3500 miles from DC, so pop in if you get the chance.

and I'm unhijacking this thread - girl shoe man!!!

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ddvmor


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Re-hihacking this thread for the public good.

Short Santa wrote:

Going to America tomorrow - anyone based in Washington DC?





If you can hang around there until the end of July, I'll be going out there. thumbsup.gifnod.gif

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Aodan


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O RLY??

I'm not really near DC.. its a few hours worth of driving... :(

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ddvmor


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You could always pop over to Bristol for a weekend. I'm sure we can scrape together a few Dodgerers to meet you. Just like we did so ssuccessfully with Nate!

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Catfish


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JonnyStead wrote:

You shouldnt make your bird look bad - she lets you live with her for free! Start charging him rent Cat - about £1000 a month should cover it... wink.gif
It's okay Stead the JDK pays his way... he buys most of the food and I also get to have the pleasure of his (and Rochester's) company  ...  I'm spending less with him living in my house so charging anything would feel wrong to me !



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ddvmor


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I also do most of the cooking and break the odd thing around the house so Catfish doesn't need to! nod.gif

On that basis, I think Catfish should be paying me! :briggrin:



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Catfish wrote:

It's okay Stead the JDK pays his way... he buys most of the food and I also get to have the pleasure of his (and Rochester's) company  ...  I'm spending less with him living in my house so charging anything would feel wrong to me !


Its this commercial attitude that earnt you a P45. You know that right? wink



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