The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I had to look up CTU. I remember now. I only ever watched the fourth (I think) series of 24 which was arse and I gave up after about 6 episodes. I'm told the other seasons were better.
And no, he doesn't work for the Counter Terrorist Unit nor, as far as I am aware, is he connected in any way with Mr Sutherland. Although perhaps our next game could be a six degrees game to link 'em together!