The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Unfortunately, I prepared my list of facts (freshly gleaned from the primate conference I was returning from) on the train. With my new found train internet access. Which promptly ran out before I pressed submit. Sorry peeps, I know how much you were looking forward to learning about monkeys and apes (and prosimians).
Unfortunately, I prepared my list of facts (freshly gleaned from the primate conference I was returning from) on the train. With my new found train internet access. Which promptly ran out before I pressed submit. Sorry peeps, I know how much you were looking forward to learning about monkeys and apes (and prosimians).
Just the monkeys, actually. Give us the facts or I'll smite you again!
(Just testing to see if threats work where whining doesn't! )
nah, give the prosimians a chance - they're almost dogs, and we all know dogs rule the world - what other animal has trained another to pick up its poo?
Could you do that again but with a dog on its hind legs and with Monkey hands so that the Monkey isnt frustrated at no longer having opposable thumbs etc?
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