The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well, I'm just too busy looking up strange stuff on the internet to actually post.
Actually, it's more because I've broken the laptop and can't be bothered to walk all the way upstairs to post on the desktop. Which reminds me... I sent 'em an e-mail before the weekend and they haven't come back to me yet...