The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: Susan "Nooooooooo! This cannot be allowed. If the paying public wish to stuff their faces they should be allowed to. Take them away and we'll only buy two standard sized ones and eat them both, thus defeating the object entirely. "
I'm sorry but you all need controlling - you cant be trusted to make decisions for yourselves, we tried that with the US and look what happened there! bloody colonials....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
They'd better not. I'd have to lead an incursion into the JD factory to depose the obviously evil leaders of the Burton Food Group. Oh, they'd be sorry!
Bagels grown 95% in the last 2 decades? I'm sorry, but where exactly could you find a bagel in the UK 20 years ago? I mean, my mum used to shop in a Jewish deli occassionaly when I was younger & I still never saw a bagel 'til the '90s. They're making it up!
95% fat free, so I am led to believe. Hmm, maybe it's cos there's more room for fatty fillings? HANG ON JUST ONE MINUTE HERE! By the time one has located a bigger bagel, with fatty filling, in the UK, surely the chances are you've burned off those extra calories?
