The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Oh well - going to see my mum tonight - she's in hospital today for some day surgery - sh'ell be home this evening, but some-one's got to be there with her.
Any ideas of something good to do with venison steaks - we have them for tea tonight but I'm not sure what to do with them (other than frying them!)