The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I didn't. At all. Although I dont think I've eaten any crisps or custard creams in the last 40 or so days, so I'll go with that. And caviar. I gave up caviar too. And um, champagne. And I've stopped drinking diesel. And I haven't made a single daisy chain. Not one.
It's funny but although I enjoy xmas (for the exchanging pressies with folk you love) the rest of the religious festivals and customs don't appear on my radar.
Furthermore in the Catholic faith in particular I think the whole confess your sins and be instantly forgiven thing a bit of a cop out, -erm
perhaps I better just stop there before this becomes a rant, did anyone watch louis theroux ?
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
It's not quite as simple as that, dude. You have to say that you're really sorry and, more importantly, mean it. If you don;t mean it, you don't get forgiven! Actually, it is quite simple, I take it back. (It's worth noting that although I was brought up as a Catholic, I don't actually buy into Catholocism or any other religious organisation. Religion is a man made thing, like spoons and fairy cakes. You don't see me worshipping them now, do you? I do, however believe in the Main Man, the Big Righteous Dude in the Sky etc, etc...)
