The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Oh yeah! I'm gonna be soooooo rich this afternoon. For one glorious afternoon I'm gonna have more money than you can shake a stick at in my bank account. Thousands of pounds and it's all gonna be mine!
er... and then I'm gonna use it to pay off my debts and I'll be poor again.
But in the meantime - worship me for I'll be richer than Bill Gates. Oh yes! Remortgaging and Debt Consolidation is a wonderful thing!
quote: Originally posted by: NateO "Richer than Bill Gates?! That's one hell of a refinancing structure dude!! You should probably celebrate with a JD eh? "
A JD would have been enough to push him over the edge yesterday - you should ask him what his diet looked like.... hmm hmm?
Kebabs, chips, fry-ups = bad boy JDK!
Lend us some money o'l rich king? in a "Pay it back whenever" kinda way?
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