The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
it will be intreresting to see how this pans out. I have found that the passage of time at the weekend is approximately 10 times that of the rest of the week. Therefore - if it is the weekend there, presumably time will go by much, much faster. Since you get days a few hours before us (4?) and therefore take priority - coupled with the fact that we're all working on the same planet and subject to the same rotational forces, we should find that Thursday and Friday fly by here in the UK.
Expanding on the same theory, as Saturday here is effectively your Monday there and will therefore drag out to about 3 times it's normal length, we should be able to enjoy a niiiiiice long Saturday.
