The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
A while back i mentioned that i had gotten a job ith the Civil Service and i have been waiting on finding out my start date.
Well it finally came today (in the post after i had left fr work) - 11th October.
My current boss aint to happy and he is trying to get as much work outta me as possible - infact when i told him i had my start date (i had my dad open the letter so i could hand in my notice asap) his respons was "B@!~#*ds" and is feverishly trying to get me to document all ive done for the guy who has come in to take over from me who frankly is looking a bit lost and wondering why the hell he took the job
My current boss also wanted to know when i was gonna leave and i told him that i wasnt gonna work til the friday before with him and then start my new job on monday - i needed some time to chill out and sort out bits and pieces, he wasnt pleased but hey, what was he gonna do? So i finish on Wednesday the 9th which gives me an extra long weekend to get sorted
But yeah, thats all thats going on with me and im well chuffed - the guys in the office less so cuz ive been organising training so they can take over some of my jobs
