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Is 'You must have got manure for your brains' A Good Phrase for the Week? [6 vote(s)]

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NateO


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Based on family vaction:




You must have got manure for your brains.




Mechanic 1: Ain't never seen anyone so ****-all stupid as you driving off that road. You must have got manure for your brains.


Clark: Yeah, well, we're from out of town. How much do we owe?


Mechanic 2: All of it.


Clark: C'mon, seriously. How much do we owe?


Mechanic 2: [waving a wrench] I said all of it, boy.


Clark: What does your sheriff think of your business practices?


[Mechanic 2 laughs and shows his sheriff's badge.]

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NateO


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He he, along the same lines:




"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."



http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_412.htm

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ddvmor


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I shall update it right now!

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Susan


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Hey King, we need a new picture to go with the phrase of the week.
  A steaming pile of poo perhaps?

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Susan


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Nice.

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NateO


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Looks like a meeting of the minds then! Brilliant!


Well done JDK. 



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ddvmor


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Cheers, Dude.  Tis a fine, fine turd!

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Now Nate will attempt to polish it -


Monday, Tuesday Happy days....



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Mmmmm.  Siny, shiny turd, my prrrrreciousssss....


Wednesday, Thursday, Happy Days...



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Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin all week with you.



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quote:
Originally posted by: JonnyStead
"Now Nate will attempt to polish it - Monday, Tuesday Happy days...."
Don't think so mate, I know better than to try!

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