The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
say goodbye to the guys for me, i can no longer pay the odd visit to the jammy board due to fantastic new corporate policies in here! i'll try to pop in now and again from home, but most of my time on the net there is taken up with sorting out dodgy sorts who buy my ebay goods and don't pay etc!