The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's not just me, is it? Bloody scientists and military R&D personnel just never watch the movies. I guarantee that this little dude will be off watching Steve Guttenburg's girlfriend in the bath before thewiiek is out!
Israeli Firm Develops Armed Combat Robot
JERUSALEM — An Israeli defense firm on Thursday unveiled a portable robot billed as being capable of entering most combat zones alone and engaging enemies with an onboard armory that includes a machine-pistol and grenades.
The 25-pound, 9-inch-tall VIPeR, roughly the size of a small television, was invented as part of Israel's efforts to developwiiaponry that could reduce the risks to its forces from hand-to-hand fighting against Palestinian or Lebanese Hezbollah guerrillas.
The manufacturer, Elbit Systems Ltd., said that the VIPeR's small size — it can be carried on a soldier's back — and dual treads enable it to move "undeterred by stairs, rubble, dark alleys, caves or narrow tunnels."
Actually... I'm pretty sure it won Robot Wars a couple of years ago...
That is kinda cool - have you seen those new forms of machine gun with no moving parts where each bullet is electronically fired and therefore fires megafast? they are SO cool...
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