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ddvmor


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Katie may know this guy...

Elf defence for 'lingerie thief'


A man accused of a stealing underwear from a shop in a knifepoint raid believed he was a female elf at the time, Belfast Crown Court has heard.

Robert Boyd, 45, from Broadlands in Carrickfergus, is accused of holding up staff at the Orchid shop in Belfast disguised in a wig, hat and glasses.

He told the court he had been involved in a role-playing game at the time, and his character was an elf named Beho.

He denies robbery but says he may have blurred reality and fantasy.

He also said it "could be right" that Beho had intended to rob the shop - although he told the jury he could not remember what was going through his mind at the time.


 



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That is a fantastic defense.

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bonniepirateanne


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I've never met Robert... but I do know Beho!!!

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JonnyStead


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bonniepirateanne wrote:

I've never met Robert... but I do know Beho!!!

 


Eh? really?

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Ha ha! The Elf Defence!!

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bonniepirateanne


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I remember from my days in the studying of law.. there was an entire chapter given to the 'Elf Defence' in the textbook 'Ways to get off something you did, you idiot' - it would seem it's not guaranteed to work

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ddvmor


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Damn.  If only I'd known it wasn't foolproof this morning...

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bonniepirateanne


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sorry JDE (Jammie Dodger Elf)

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bonniepirateanne


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aww sad day

elf jailed for two years


Boyd stole bras, knickers, suspender belts and stockings worth £250.

wow, I love how consistent our legal system is.. 2 years for stealing £250 worth of stuff? (ohh.. I just read on and apparently it was armed robbery.. guess that makes more sense jdkgoof)


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