The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
hey, i got it in my daily /. roundup. Honest guv'nor, I really dont have the dree time - plus I think a congratulatory note from the King would be much more appreciated - he is royalty after all
I have sent the appropriate congratulatory note to them:
Hi, Jerry and Terry.
One of our diligent members has just made us aware of your excellent Map of Springfield which was perlustrated with much interest.
As the duly elected representative of the Jammie Dodger Bored Board, I'd like to extend the congratulations of all of our members for the production of such a fine map.