The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Looking at certain other forums, I get the impression that we're doing something fundamentally wrong here. We're not being self-congratulatory. We don't pat each other on the back enough and stuff like that. So, what I'd like everyone to do is spend the next week congratulating each other on everything they do. That way we can all feel wanted and needed and stuff like that.
Congratulations everybody. I couldn't have posted this...er...post... without your self sacrifice, dedication and support. Thank you.
I would like to thank you all for your support during my knee episode - it's the only thing that has kept me going and without you all, this post would not have been possible due to my extreme depression.
Only joking!
Congratulations Nate on being Nate!
Congratulations to D for making me a cup of tea this evening and doing the washing up.
Congratulations Steady weddy on doing something amazing
Congratulations Susan on being a great mum!
Congratulations Katie for finishing your dissertation.
Congratulations Hengy on on your fab avatar.
Congratulations Sharon for living up North (and staying sane!).
Congratulations Chaga on your cuties!
Congratulations Joe on the posting of your vcd to us for our education!
Congratulations And for surving 2 (yes 2) hurricanes in as many weeks (here's hoping Ivan misses you!).
Congratulations Undeadair for your masterful command of Tetris.
If I've missed anyone off, I'm extremely sorry and would like to say congratulations for being clever enough to escape!!