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Date: Feb 16, 2007
The JDK's Lunchtime News Roundup!


Shock News: Stupid People In Prison!
According to this woman, there are many stupid people in prison. In fact:

Report author Dr Pat Mottram said the average IQ of prisoners was 87, while a sizeable minority had very low IQs indeed.

Just thought you should know...

And in other news, it turns out that women are dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty. Dirtier than men, it seems:

Women's workstations tend to harbour far more germs than those of their male colleagues, research suggests.
A University of Arizona team found the average office desktop harbours 400 times more bacteria than the average office toilet seat.

However, they also found that on average women have three to four times the amount of germs in, on and around their work area...

...Lead researcher Professor Charles Gerba found that 75% of female employees kept food in their work area.

He said: "I thought for sure men would be 'germier'.


I'll just gloss over this bit:

But men's wallets provided the most fertile bug breeding ground of all ... Professor Gerba added that men's wallets provided a very attractive breeding ground for bugs. He said: "It's in your back pocket where it's nice and warm, it's a great incubator for bacteria."


Of course after being all alarmist about the amount of germs, it should be pointed out that:


people should not be unduly worried by the findings, as most bacteria did not cause disease.


Ho hum!

Carry on...

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Date: Feb 21, 2007

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Date: Feb 22, 2007

Dammit. It was such a good post, too, what with the dirty dirty women and the dumb-ass prisoners.

That sounds like the start of a joke... Three dirty, dirty women and a dumb-ass prisoner walk into a bar...

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Date: Feb 22, 2007

The bartender says "Oi you cant bring those in here"...

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