The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Copper prefers playing with her Wii to chatting with us. So wii must talk about her until she comes back. Oh and wii have to include as many wii puns as possible. Here's your chance to shine!
I, for one wii-lly miss her. (Yes, yes - I know how it looks. Just read it out loud, alright!)
ah, she's been spotted - I spent the weekend with her and her Wii - very sore arm, but final bowling score of 255 (never realised that a 'Fifth' comes after a 'Fourth' - she'll never beat that score
Anyway, she says she's aware of the vigil, but is not answering? smite her now!
The smitee list was kinda Santa's suggestion. The new fonts are cos... well... I was just playing around with 'em. I'm toying with a new banner, you know...
Well given that you and everyone else on the planet are just figments of my imagination, placed there by my subconcious to keep me occupied until my eventual demise, it's all a bit moot, really.
I'd like to see what you come up with as a test, though...