The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You try so hard to fill our lives with joy and passion. But we are ungrateful. There are (were) 4 threads on the very first page where you had tried to engage our imagination and entertain us, yet noone replied. ahhhhhhh.
So from now on, if any post go's unanswered for more than three days I will write to tell you that you are 'unloved'. For every 3 'unloved's you get, you may smite one of us from the register.
Ooh. Smiting. I haven't had a bit of smiting since... oh the last time we had a spammer. Her certainly knew he'd been smote! I smited him good. He was well and truly smitten!
ahhhhhhh.
