The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You just have to take out the extra "http://" out from the front of the URL. Someone needs to learn the fairly simple idea that metal (such as in a flare or sparkler) burns are ridiculously high temperatures and can't be put out with water.
