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...a cow with no legs?

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Hoping it's not milk roll.  Hoping it's something funny.

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Ground beef!

-- Edited by NateO at 00:39, 2004-09-10

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Excellent, sir.  Now:  What do you call a fly with no wings?

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A walk!!

What do you call a cow that has had an abortion?


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Ew...

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Dunno...?

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No idea...

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quote:
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"What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? "
Decalfinated!

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Niiiice.


What do you call a blind deer?



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No eyed dear.

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And a deer with no eyes & no legs?

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still no eyed dear.

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And a blind male deer with no legs that's having...erm...rumpy pumpy with the male joke teller?

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Who?  Chaga?

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Bugger me! Still no eye deer.

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quote:
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"Bugger me! Still no eye deer."
Mmmm, venison....

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Just found out a site with all the bad jokes.


(Should I post any?)


Here's a soft one


What's got 4 legs and an arm?


 



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Dunno...

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A Rottweiler


 


What do you call a woman with one leg shorter that the other?



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Ilene.


Or, if she's of oriental persuasion, Irene.


Of course, if she has an operation to correct it, she'd be Nolene or Norene.


 


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?



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On the ocean: Bob.  On land, I'm not so sure.

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on a porch: Matt.


in a pool: Bob.


in a pile of leaves: Russel.


the same guy, 6 months later: Pete


Outside the door: Matt


in a hottub: Stew!


who goes water skiing: Skip!


in a ditch: Phil.


On the wall: Art


In your mailbox: Bill


On your BBQ grill: Frank


People are really sick...


What do you call his arms and legs?


What if he also doesn't have a tongue?



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A. Pieces of Art


B. Tasteless Art

A man was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank. He thought to himself, 'life isn't so bad after all', and got off the railing.


He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life. "Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."


"I am not dancing," the armless man replied bitterly. "My piehole itches, and I can't scratch it!"

What do you call a dog with no legs?



-- Edited by NateO at 23:02, 2004-09-14

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Chaga


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Does it matter?

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Anything you want.  It's not like it's gonna chase you!

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I thought that was a gorilla with a banana in each ear.  Ah well...

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quote:
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"Mmmm, venison...."
D bought me venison sausages today - yummy

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