The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm stayin' away cos I really don't like the picture at the top of the page. I have to screw up my eays to come into this place & that kinda messes with the whle visual thing.
You know (& this is weird), Rich won't believe that I'm sarcastic! Yet many other people tell me I'm the most sarcastic person they know. Most strange.