The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I spent an hour & ten minutes in my 1:1 with my line manager being his listening ear! He's been so stressed lately he definitely needed to talk. At one point he said "Oh sorry, am I keeping you?" to which I replied, "No David, that's what I'm here for"
I sent my buddy who works at level II help desk here a couple of spoofed up e-mails, one from "Guess Who!@Hillarious.com" and another from "Nate.Needs.A.Raise@myCompany.com" and his initial response is: "You must be bored, get yer arse to the pub!" He writes back two minutes later and says "Send me the file dude." To which I says: "First you call me bored, now you want my source code! What's up with that man? :p"
I'll work up a proper GUI so his non-Excelized brain can work with the thing. Aren't I nice?