The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I am reliably informed that during the night I climbed out of bed, stood at the foot of it and announced that I was concerned about the 'things' at the end of the bed. On being told that it really wasn't a problem (apparently I took some convincing), I returned to bed and fell asleep immediately.
I have no memory of this incident, so choose to believe that it never happened.
Move along. there's nothing to see here... except the 'things' at the end of the bed. I'm quite worried about them!
OK lets be clear - you aren't diagnosed - you have absolutely NO idea what you suffered from last night. You dont even know you technically suffered from sleepwalking, or a nightmare or a night terror.
I was responding to the situation based on what you told us. I also based it on having lived with someone who was CLINICALLY DIAGNOSED with night terrors. Her symptoms at times EXACTLY mirrored yours, symptoms which I have discussed with several medical professionals, including a top specialist in the field, ALL of who described her symptoms, including the ones which were THE SAME as the ones you described last night as being NIGHT TERRORs rather than sleep walking or nightmares. All things considered - I think I will take their views over wikipedia.
Really your self important dismissal of other peoples views beomes quite tiresome sometimes.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
And you're a pedant - a boring pedant, who bores people to the point of boredom even to the extreme of extreme boredom where the ONLY CHANCE THEY HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM YOU IS TO THROW THEMSELVES UNDER A TRAM!!! A TRAM!!!!!!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I'm sorry Stead, but really I think you've overstepped the line this time, I mean that is just too harsh & totally unfair. There are actually many ways to kill yourself & finding a tram would be too much hassle for many of us.
