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ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




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It was my plan to log on this morning and write some lengthy and witty diatribe about something that occured to me during my trip to work. Sadly, during the entire time I was behind the wheel, not a single thing occured to me. Not a sausage. Not even a hint of the possibility of an idea. So what I'm saying here, is that I have nothing to say Nada. Anyone reading this and expecting some clever gag, hilarious punchline or something like that is going to be sorely disappointed. There isn't one. I'm just typing drivel instead. Now drivel is something I'm pretty good at. It's possible that if there was a world record for drivelling, I may be able to break it. I am, however a responsible King and have taken the decision that I should not force you to endure my drivel as it could lead to the melting of brains or worse, the rolling of eyes. So that's it. I'm done now. Carry on.

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JonnyStead


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You make one or two interesting points - but thats about it

I had a crazy dream last night - I dreamt my house moved (shunted about with me in it) and when I went outside it was because the people across the road where excavating their back garden with heavy machinery and it moved the whole road - which is kinda weird.

It turned out that the fat b*stard in the hotel room next to me flopped into his bed so heavily that it made the wall move which moved my bed! - nice...

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ddvmor


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JonnyStead wrote:

You make one or two interesting points - but thats about it
I'm surprised it was that many...
JonnyStead wrote:

It turned out that the fat b*stard in the hotel room next to me flopped into his bed so heavily that it made the wall move which moved my bed! - nice...
Yet another reason to go home tonight. Just think - 2 consecutive days of 'working from home'!

-- Edited by ddvmor at 15:17, 2007-02-07

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I'm sure I saw the word 'sausage' in your first post, but when I looked closely it was gone

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ddvmor


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Like this, you mean:
ddvmor wrote:

... not a single thing occured to me. Not a sausage...


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You seem to have created a text based pink dot magic eye trick - congratulations

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ddvmor


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Clever, eh.

Try this rather spooky optical illusion, then!

I may try making this at the weekend. It's very cool!

-- Edited by ddvmor at 07:55, 2007-02-09

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The dragons?

Yes, I will deploy my entire team to make them first thing tomorrow

ah, the power.

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