The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Actually, I have to admit - I had to put a space after the 'A' to get it to accept - so it's really a two letter topic... but hey - it has the right effect!
honey its getting close to midnight and all the myths are in town true love and lipstick on your linen bite the pillow make no sound if there's some living to be done before your life becomes your tomb you'd better know that i'm the one so unchain your back door invite me around