The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yeah. We have some of those somewhere - only they're marketed as Sea Monkeys over here and come packaged with wierd and wonderful tanks. I think the one we have is Sea Monkeys from Mars. They live for a few weeks and then they start eating each other. They're sort of boring, really.
Cian got a tank for his birthday from someone who always tries to but 'interesting' presents. He wasn't impressed. In fact I think the box just went out with this week's charity collection.