The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well, my friend's ex boyfriend walked into the room, looked at me and said "Where did THOSE come from?", one of the blokes from my old department at work told me I looked "very" - he wasn't looking at my face at the time. The girls all want to buy a corset now!
I liked my dress. I really liked Leah's dress (you know Leah.....!). It was long and black and slinky with feathers around the shoulders (off the shoulder style) - very James Bond!!
A good time was had by all (I think!).
I didn't have much recovering to do - didn't get too drunk. I do have some bruises though from trying to defend my 5 helium balloons (from the table) which I was looking after for Leah's sister to give to her daughter. For some reason all the blokes wanted them. By the time the taxi came I only had 3 left and then Jamie popped one in the taxi so poor Emma only got 2 balloons.
quote: Originally posted by: VicM "I really liked Leah's dress (you know Leah.....!). It was long and black and slinky with feathers around the shoulders (off the shoulder style) - very James Bond!!"
Hmmm.. I don't recall seeing James Bond in a slinky, feathery dress. Was he under cover at the time?
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "What sort of ball is it gonna be? Only I don't really like football. Lets have it at Stead's house. It's the only one palatial enough to house all of us!"
You're just having a laugh now aren't you! -
A ball would be a good idea though - we need to find a nice central location that we can all get to easily - how about Bristol?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Woman, whom I have never met, is hanging off me in a bar, while her boyfriend was sitting 2 feet away! (he was talking sh*t about Canada though, so he got what he deserved! )
Another lady walks up to me, in the same pub and says "Don't worry Nate, we're going to end together." Erm, I wasn't worried about anything until she started talking and I caught the look on her boyfriend's face! That was just before she kissed me...
The list goes on... Do you reckon these women are trying to get me shot?!
That's funny - my husband just laughs if someone comes on to me. I think he thinks that I'm unfanciable by anyone else or something!!
Even if I've been out with mates and I come home and tell him about someone trying to pull me in a club or something he just says "Well done"!
I'm glad really - trust is good - I sure wouldn't want a hubby that wouldn't let me go out or got arsey with me all the time because he didn't trust me not to go off with someone else!!
quote: Originally posted by: VicM "I sure wouldn't want a hubby that wouldn't let me go out or got arsey with me all the time because he didn't trust me not to go off with someone else!!"
Agreed!
But I'm talking about boyfriends/husbands who are wrongly trusting their naughty, naughty girlfriend/wife because these women are literally jumping on some dude's lap even though old boy wasn't even looking or asking for it. And even worse, they don't even have the bloody decency to make sure that their boyfriend/husband is out of the the God damned room! The only way trust is a factor here is if you're blind and deaf!
quote: Originally posted by: VicM "I really liked Leah's dress (you know Leah.....!). It was long and black and slinky with feathers around the shoulders (off the shoulder style) - very James Bond!!"